Saturday, August 27, 2005

Lewed na E-politicusie

wyspiewuje czestochowskie rymy na czesc Lecha Walesy z okazji 25-letniej rocznicy powstania Solidarnosci na blogu Elzbiety Gertrudy Gawlas "Sierpniowe Wspomnienia" (http://www.e-politicus.net/). Lech mial kilka pieknych numerow i w tym zachowal sie w historii i w umyslach swiata. Jest symbolem i obojetnie jakie nimby i otoczki wokol jego osoby jeszcze sie ukaza, dopoki zyje, jest dobrym towarem eksportowym i powinnismy go jak najwiecej sprzedawac. Szczegolnie jest to oplacalne dopoki jeszcze istnieje system kapitalisyczny.

Wyglada na to, ze moralni purysci w Ameryce zaczna wkrotce obcinac sutki kobietom. Sutek kobiecy, szczegolnie od incydentu z "cyckiem Janet", stal sie tak niemoralny politycznie, ze nalezy oczekiwac ustawy imputacyjnej. Odciska sie ten diablik na garderobie i prowokuje wyobraznie, rozjatrza zadze niejednego purytanskiego perwerta, staje sie taka fantazja, jak orgia z 72 dziewicami dla islamistycznego wybuchowca. Obecnie cenzura nakazuje retuszowac fotografie kobiet, na ktorych odcisk sutka jest zauwazalny. Ale co jak taki perwert dojdzie do wladzy i stworzy ustawe nakazujaca wycinanie kobietom sutki? Kto wie, wszystko jest mozliwe. Artysci juz tu w Ameryce tak postepuja dla zachowania zdrowia moralnego narodu, vide rzezba Syrenki w Palm Beach na Florydzie ze swiadomie usunietymi przez artyste sutkami.

Nipple and tuck

Pro tennis star Maria Sharapova is so hot, even the outline of her nipple can send Tennis Canada organizers into a tizzy. Genteel types there were quick to airbrush the tantalizing teet from promo brochures. We're sure they'll turn their attention next to those naughty hiked-up numbers - exposing panties for all to see-that women on the pro tour seem to favour. Now, that'll score the game points for sex appeal (NOW, Toronto August 18-24 2005).

Gdzie w normalnych, zdrowych psychicznie kulturach nagosc jest normalna i naturalna, tu w kulturze polnocno-amerykanskiej nagosc, a szczegolnie ta kobieca, jest protestem politycznym. Tylko tu w tak rasistowskim i seksistycznym spoleczenstwie, ktorego podswiadomosc jest sterowana mysla Freuda, ukazanie nagiej kobiecej piersi jest heroicznym aktem odwagi i rewolucyjnym aktem politycznym, ktory zazwyczaj jest suto wynagradzany, czy to sensacja na pierwszych stronach gazet, czy gratyfikacja pieniezna.

Bare breasts kill CFL team event
Renegades' flashy Mardi Gras Madness is nixed
By MATTHEW SEKERES

OTTAWA * Bowing to criticism that football games are no place for wanton displays of public nudity, the Ottawa Renegades will cancel their controversial Mardi Gras Madness promotion today.
Objections from city officials, the Canadian Football League head office and some fans have heaped pressure on Renegades president Lonie Glieberman, who previously had refused to kill the promotion that saw women bare their chests to collect beads from oft-inebriated male fans.
Mr. Glieberman said the contest was helping to attract younger fans, but reached yesterday in Michigan he confirmed he would make an announcement about Mardi Gras today via teleconference. Asked if he thought it would hurt improving attendance in the south-side upper-deck stands, he replied: "I'll be happy to answer that question tomorrow."
Adapted from Mardi Gras festival in New Orleans, the activity encourages women seated in the south-side upper deck to collect beads from men, which on Bourbon St. is achieved by flashing breasts. The woman with the most beads won $1,000.
Mr. Glieberman could not provide specific figures to compare to last season, but it is clear that attendance in the south-side upper deck has swelled this year, accounting for 60% of all walk-up sales for the last home game on Aug. 11.
Although nudity was originally intended, the club quickly revised its policy before the home opener in July. It said flashers would be escorted from the premises, which happened on several occasions through four home games amid jeers from patrons.
On at least one occasion, police officers and security guards were pelted with hot dogs and beads as they escorted a bead wearing young lady down the aisle.
Those offended by the promotion were allowed to exchange their tickets for seats in different areas of the stadium. According to Mr. Glieberman, no more than 100 customers have been relocated tlhis season, though security was beefed up at the last game.
In the past week, councillor Jan Harder of Bell-South Nepean has vowed to stop the promotion, while CFL commissioner Tom Wright has been in contact with Renegades majority owner Bernie Glieberman. Mr. Wright has said Mardi Gras "wasn't a personal favourite" on his.
Ottawa's Lansdowne Park has also issued the Renegades a letter expressing concerns about a new partying clientele, which manager Richard Hancock claimed put the safety of women, families and security personel at risk. The letter asked the Renegades to suspend the promotion.
CanWest News Service (NATIONAL POST, Tuesday, August 23, 2005).

Why even Victoria is trying to keep nipples a secret
A DESPERATE COVER-UP

Sixteen months after the Superbowl's tempest in a C-cup, war has been declared on women's breasts. From Desperate Housewives' deployment of digital nipple-erasers to Victoria's Secret's nipple-negating bras, a campaign is underway to conceal one of the natural features of the female breast. The producers of TV's Desperate Housewives have reportedly spent thousands of dollars digitally removing the nipples from images of actresses Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan. In discussing the show's so-called "nipple problem," series creator Marc Cherry tells the Philadelphia Daily News: "Certain actresses really don't like wear bras. And we try to accommodate them as much as humanly possible... So we've done a lot of blurring." Jeff Jarvis, founder of buzzmachine.com and creator of Entertainment Weekly, jokingly calls it "the nipple clause." As in, "I have the right to have them, you have the right to airbrush them." A similar situation exists on Pamela Anderson's new TV series, Stacked. In an April interview on Howard Stern's radio show, the actress complained that network censors ordered her nipples be "taped down" during filming so as not to offend prime-time audiences. The bizarre trend isn't limited to celebrity skin. According to a spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret, one of the biggest complaints from the company's clients was "nipple show-through" in unlined bras. They responded by introducing the much-hyped Ipex, a bra with a contoured pad designed to prevent this problem. "Everything about it is radiculous," says Jarvis. "Today, even mannequins have nipples. Humans can't?
Misty Harris, CanWest News Service (NATIONAL POST, Wednesday, June 1, 2005).

Stripping to rescue their lake
Activists pose nude for calendar
SARAH GREEN
Toronto Sun

JANE MEREDITH and Annabel Slaight knew they'd have to make a splash to save their beloved Lake Simcoe. The Keswick friends created the Ladies of the Lake, a calendar featuring 31 local women, from their 30s to their 70s, posing tastefully nude in scenes showcasting the lake through the seasons.
There's ice-fishing in January, tapping maple trees in March, swimming in August and kayaking in October - a carefully placed arm, leg, scarf, even a metal bucket concealing the women's nudity. "It's not as if it's the sort of thing that all of us do," said Meredith, 60, who appears in December. "Everybody had to take a deep breath and say, 'Here we go.' "You're standing there absolutely naked. "It takes a lot of courage," she said.
They've already pre-sold 8,000 of 13,000 calendars, selling for $15 each, and hope to raise $250,000 for a conservation project of the Rescue Lake Simcoe Coalition.
Despite the playful pictures, shot by photographer Jim Panou, Meredith said the calendar highlights the serious threat to the lake by chemical fertilizer runoff, which is feeding the weeds and algae that then choke the waters. "This is a good way to catch people's attention," Meredith said. "It might not have happened had we not taken some drastic measures," added Slaight, 64, who also appears in December.
Inspired by the Calendar Girls film, the Ladies of the Lake have grabbed attention around Lake Simcoe since the first frames were shot last September. Pefferlaw's Tammi Roberts, 36, posed on a streep, grassy embankment in a May picnic scene as traffic rumbled past on nearby Hwy. 12. "It was very, very busy." Roberts said with laugh. "I'm perched kind of precariously there. All I'm waiting for is someone to come by in a canoe."
For more info, or to buy a calendar, visit lakeladies.ca. (TORONTO SUN, Tuesday, August 23, 2005).

Czy ktos sobie moze wyobrazic kalendarz rozneglizowanych polonijnych dam, stworzony w dobrym celu - zgody i pojednania wsrod torontonskiej Polonii? Czy niebylby to wielki, piekny i zbozny cel?
Kalendarz zatytulowany The Ladies of Polish Community na pewno sprzedalby sie w tysiacach egzemplazy tylko w samym Toronto.

Specjalisci uwazaja, ze mozna sie zarazic sloncem i wpasc w nalog opalania, tak jak wpasc w rozny inny nalog alkoholowo-narkotykowy. Opalanie dziala jak narkotyk, uzaleznia czlowieka. Podobno podczas opalania sie organizm samoistnie wydziela naturalny narkotyk zwanym "endorfina", ktory ma podobne dzialanie jak marihuana. Sportowcy tez sa na tym naturalnym haju.

Endorfina (endogenna-endo-i gr. genos "rod" + morfina - n.lc. morphinum) fizjol. Zwiazek endogenny powodujacy usmierzenie , zmniejszenie odczuwania bolu, odpowiadajacy dzialaniem egzogennej morfinie ("Forever Young - Biegajacy Producent Endorfiny", http://expatpol.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&level=toronto&sublevel=&sid=26216).

Ostatnio pojawily sie tez doniesienia o tym, ze inny narkotyk, marihuana, moze pomagac w leczeniu nowotworow mozgu oraz zapalenia pecherza (Malgorzata Minta, "Uzdrowiciel na rogu. Amfetamina cudownym lekiem na Parkinsona?", ZYCIE, 18-24 sierpnia 2005).

Kidman zacheca do badania piersi

Nicole Kidman namawia kobiety, aby badaly swoje piersi, po tym jak u innej australijskiej gwiazdy Kylie Minogue lekarze zdiagnozowali raka piersi. Aktorka ma osobiste, bardzo zle doswiadczenia z dziecinstwa, kiedy jej matka Janelle przechodzila przez ta sama chorobe. Kidman jest przekonana, ze chorobe mozna zwyciezyc, jesli wiekszej liczbie kobiet bedzie sie zwracalo uwage na problem raka i mowilo sie im w jaki sposob go wykrywac. "Rak piersi jest uleczalny, dlatego powinnismy namawiac nasze przyjaciolki, aby zrobily sobie mamografie piersi. Nawet jesli jest to rak piersi, to nie oznacza to wyroku smierci" - mowi Nicole Kidman (WIADOMOSCI, numer 11, 11-VIII-2005).

"Gazeta Poznanska"
Striptiz zamiast dobranocki

Wyborom Miss Mokrego Podkoszulka przygladaly sie tlumy nieletnich - oburza sie w "Gazecie Poznanskiej". "Jak mozna na taka impreze wpuszczac nieletnich?" - zastanawia sie Wladyslaw Wojciechowski mieszkaniec Ostrowa, ktory zadzwonil w tej sprawie do "Gazety Poznanskiej". "Jesli juz kogos bawia takie pokazy, to nie powinno tam byc osob ponizej osiemnastu lat" - dodaje mezczyzna.
Organizatorem wyborow byla spolka "Piaski". Impreza odbyla sie na zamknietym terenie, ktory nalezal do restauracji "Laguna". "Juz na plakatach, ktore informowaly o wyborach, wyraznie zaznaczylismy, ze jest to impreza przeznaczona wylacznie dla osob doroslych" - mowi wlascicielka spolki Urszula Herman.
"Pocztkowo chcielismy, by zainteresowani wchodzili za darmo, ale doszlismy do wniosku, ze jesli impreza bedzie biletowana (cena biletu 2 zl), to osoby wpuszczajace wylapia nieletnich, ktorzy beda zamierzali obejrzec wybory" - mowi.
"Wiele dzieci wprowadzili sami rodzice. W takim przypadku nie moglismy interweniowac. To rodzice decyduja, co moga ogladac ich pociechy. Nie mozna tez wykluczyc, iz kilku mlodziencow dostalo sie na teren przeskakujac ogrodzenie. Pozniej trudno bylo ich wylapac z grupy, ktora zawitala tu pod opieka rodzicow" mowi dziennikowi Herman.
"Czy my zyjemy w jakims sredniowieczu?" - pyta pan Roman, jeden z uczestnikow sobotniej zabawy, ktory na wybory przyszedl z 14-letnim synem. "Przeciez mlodziez znacznie wiecej golizny moze ogladac w telewizji lub czasopismach, o Internecie nie wspomne. Widac tam kobiety odkrywajace znacznie wiecej niz tylko piersi. Wiec po co caly ten halas?" - mowi "Gazecie Poznanskiej" ("Przeglad Prasy Krajowej", DZIENNIK ITP, Toronto 26 VIII - 1 IX 2005).

Oplacalna uprawa

W mijajacym tygodniu RCMP na preriach dokonalo likwidacji dwoch, najwiekszych w Saskatchewan i Manitobie, hodowli marihuany. W Saskatchewan zlikwidowano 7592 krzewy tego narkotyku rosnacego w prowizorycznych szklarniach i na wolnym powietrzu na farmie w okolicy Fort Qu'Appelle. Wartosc "uliczna" narkotyku ocenia sie na $7.5 miliona. Podczas nalotu zresztowano 6 mezczyzn w wieku od 18 do 57 lat, w tym dwoch z Ontario i dwoch z Indiany w USA. Podczas przeszukania znaleziono tez 11 karabinkow i dubeltowek, oraz spory zapas amunicji. Na szczescie bron ta nie zostala uzyta w czasie aresztowania.
W poludniowo zachodniej Manitobie, ponad 30 policjantow z RCMP i miejscowego posterunku w Brandon zlikwidowalo dwie hodowle marihuany, liczace 13,000 krzewow. Aresztowano 46-letniego mezczyzne, lecz sledztwo trwa ("W telegraficznym skrocie", DZIENNIK ITP, 26 VIII - 1 IX 2005).

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